Part III: What Happens a Cappella? (Chapter 47)
You’re so much like your mother, before she turned bad,
and I wouldn’t want that to happen to my little Candy Cuddler, so listen to me
when I tell you how to be good.
I can’t believe how naughty
your mother is, and you don’t want to be like her, do you?
Of course not. Now listen to
your Auntie. I’m going to buy you a pretty blue dress for your birthday.
Four years old, such a big girl
now. Seems like just yesterday you were born...
You want to go to the little
girl shop and help pick it out? Okay, first you must throw away that old dress
you’re wearing.
Because it’s all worn out, and
pretty little girls don’t wear old clothes.
IF YOU DON’T THROW THAT OLD
THING AWAY, I WON’T BUY YOU A NEW DRESS.
Now, put on this skirt and
blouse.
That’s a good girl now. That’s
it.
Now stuff that rag into the
trash can and squash it down with your foot.
Ah, that’s it. Good, good girl.
Bad, bad dress.
We’ll put it out for the
garbage man RIGHT NOW.
Hmmm-mmm. You’re getting a
little tummy, aren’t you? And we can’t have that.
Your Unkie, God rest his
miserable soul, loved pretty women and dresses.
Why do you think I’ve kept my
figure for so long...?
Oh, you’re too little to
understand, but some day...