Part III: What Happens a Cappella? (Chapter 64)


A
nd there ends my odyssey into hell.

What does The BIG Diet mean?

If I knew the answer, I wouldn’t be dwelling on my deepest and darkest thoughts, my myriad flaws, my quest for the perfect body, perfect meal, perfect relationship, and perfectly awesome sex.

I’ve found none of the above.

The end.

Now, Samantha, it’s time for the next step.

WHAT next step?

You know what it is. You just need to tap into your unconscious ‒

But I’m not ready for that ‒

Well, then. I can’t do any more for you.

When I’m ready to sing, I won’t need you.

Ciao.

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