Labels

Part III: What Happens a Cappella? The BIG Diet: Week #1 (Chapter 63)


I could live with this diet for a while.

When you put the shake mix through the blender, it gets all nice and frothy and creamy.

But next week, we get bumped to the 70-calorie version, which, I hear, tastes horrible.

I’ll think about that next week.

Nicole continues to make fantastic progress, her drug rehab nearly complete. She has gained 25 pounds, up to 110, and says she no longer craves crack cocaine.

I hope Nicole appreciates my efforts on her behalf, but when I told her about this diet, she said,

“Don’t do it for me, Ma. Do it for you.”

I can’t figure her out.

Labels:

Copyright Notice

Unless otherwise specified, all works posted on The Fat Lady Sings are © 1991 - present, by Jennifer Semple Siegel, the author, webmaster, and owner of TheFatLadySings.com. Most of the art artwork has been AI generated specifically for The Fat Lady Sings. Occasionally, combinations (layering) of two or more AI generations have been created for special effects. The prompts used for AI are generic and avoid referring to specific artists, dead or alive. Her works may not be reprinted or reposted without her express permission.

Privacy Notice

Although TheFatLadySings.com does not use third-party ads, this privacy notice is included so that visitors can make informed decisions regarding their internet privacy. Third-party advertisers serve ads when you visit some websites, and these companies may use information (not including your name, address, email address, or telephone number) about your visits to this and other websites in order to provide advertisements about goods and services of interest to you. If you would like more information about this practice and to know your choices about not having such information used by these companies, click here.