Part VII: Time Warp 2000’s (Chapter 124)
As uncle Joe sets up the Karaoke equipment, I consider taking off my shoes.
Once the music fires up, I’ll want to sing, so I’ll dance
instead, move my body around as if I were running, running, running...
Singing requires one to stop running, and I must never stop.
It’s important I never sing around my relatives.
I’d rather risk making an ass of myself, jiggle my weight out
on the dance floor.
And I never dance with my shoes on.
Still, I’m afraid to expose myself so totally in front of my
family.
I’m sensitive about my feet.
What is one to do?
Shoes off or song?